sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

johnstached:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s #IceBucketChallenge

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

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scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

vegan-vulcan:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Hahahaha this is my favorite rabbit. “fuck you man I’m not doing tricks for you asshole”

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ninihohoho:

hasadigabitches:

A moment of silence for all the people with vaginas who have their period on their wedding day

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I NEVER THOUHHT OF THAT

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

bahtmun:

Harry Potter film series part 4 (1, 2, 3)

HW