My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
thats not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot
every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp
a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever
- extremely ticklish
- runs away from feelings
- also problems
- expects the world to be handed to her on a silver platter
- bad communicator
- awkward and shy around people i like
- refuses to make plans ever
- how do you even talk to people i dont get it
- sarcastic asshole
wow i thought foxes were supposed to be dangerous but really they’re just tiny ginger dogs
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
Ready for the cold, and the season’s first snowball!
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
im pretty sure i got in an argument the other day about something like this from hp